Why do I keep scratching, 
Scratching my balls? 
I don't like this feeling, 
I don't like it at all. 
Cause I got crabs, 
I got crabs, 
I got crabs, 
I got those little fuckers biting and sucking my blood. 
There's crab eggs in my bed, 
They're in the carpet too, 
I'll go to the store, 
Buy A200 shampoo. 
I got R.I.
D. of them, 
I got all of them, 
They won't be back, 
Wait a second, 
What is this itching in my crack? 
Cause I got crabs, 
I got crabs, 
I got crabs, 
I got those little fuckers biting and sucking my blood.