[00:00.69]All my neighbors are fast asleep
[00:03.27]And I can't find anything to drink
[00:06.28]The McKenzies drank all the grain alcohol
[00:09.52]So I'm headed down the street to first call
[00:12.59]Me and the Bads were staying up late
[00:15.56]Kitty and Victor got dropped from the plate
[00:18.62]But no one was contented with the Wednesday wassail
[00:21.62]So I said it's only four short blocks to first call
[00:24.88]Not a walk of shame it's a walk of pride
[00:27.88]Peoples goin' to work while we're getting cockeyed
[00:30.95]The sun's coming up and the drinks are goin' down
[00:34.07]So shut the fuck up and I'll get the next round
[00:37.17]6 am, we'll start all over again
[00:43.08]No one applying the brakes
[00:46.01]We'll stop the sweats and the shakes
[00:49.17]We're gonna eat pickled egg
[00:52.25]We're gonna see Toby Jeg
[00:55.51]We're not gonna let sun light have effect on our fun
[01:01.86]It smells like bleach, adult diapers and mold
[01:04.76]And everyone around me's over 60 years old
[01:07.90]But we're gonna share the next hour or two
[01:10.85]We all got each other and nothing better to do
[01:14.18]Irish coffee, and Irish car bomb
[01:17.06]A fat drunk jew starts singing this song
[01:20.16]I take a closer look and the fat guy is me
[01:23.21]So I buy him a shot, and he buys me back three
[01:26.46]6 am, we'll start all over again
[01:32.26]No one applying the brakes
[01:35.12]We'll stop the sweats and the shakes
[01:38.32]We're gonna eat pickled egg
[01:41.39]We're gonna hang with Dave Gregg
[01:44.71]We're not gonna let sun light help decide when we're done
[01:50.96]
[02:03.58]All my neighbors are fast asleep
[02:06.33]And I can't find anything to drink
[02:09.58]The Loved Ones drank all of my alcohol
[02:12.51]So I'm gonna be the very first one at first call.
[02:15.63]I'm gonna be the very first one at first call.
[02:18.70]I'm gonna be the very first one at first call.
[02:21.70]I'm gonna be the very first one at first call.
[02:24.82]I'm gonna be the very first one at first call.