[00:00.66]I was backstage at a festival in Germany
[00:04.48]Talking to a cute, fair skinned brunette
[00:07.67]I asked her if she wanted to have a beer
[00:10.48]and if she liked our set
[00:14.79]I noticed that her hair was longer in the back
[00:18.29]I figured that's cuz she's canadian
[00:21.92]That's why I was surprised
[00:23.54]when she told me she was fully lesbian
[00:27.68]That's when I realized it was Sara
[00:31.55]or maybe it was Tegan
[00:34.52]I'm pretty sure that it was Sara
[00:37.58]Cuz Johnny Samson said she was the cool one
[00:42.58]I told her that I was a big fan of her band
[00:46.08]She asked me if I had a favorite song
[00:49.61]I admitted that I never actually heard them
[00:52.48]But I like K.D. Lang
[00:56.69]I told her this Jew knows about the Junos
[01:00.19]and how they got robbed three times in a row
[01:03.71]And then I asked her if she knew of anyone
[01:06.58]who's selling pills or blow
[01:09.60]That's when I creeped out Sara
[01:13.41]Or maybe I just pissed her
[01:16.35]off when I asked her if her sister
[01:19.78]And her had ever had a threesome
[01:23.36]Where they both ganged up on one girl
[01:26.99]A fourgy or a fivesome
[01:30.25]Do they think strapons are groovy
[01:33.47]And had they ever seen the movie
[01:34.96]
[01:36.65]"Bound", and did they like Jenifer Tilly
[01:40.50]Did they like Jennifer Tilly
[01:45.11]Sara said she
[01:46.96]
[01:47.93]Preferred Gina Gershon
[01:51.21]Angelina Jolie
[01:54.68]In a "Gia" movie
[01:58.14]That was on HBO
[02:01.48]And "If these walls could talk"
[02:04.91]Made Tegan cry alot
[02:08.41]After that I almost forgot what she said
[02:11.41]That's the problem with Diazepam
[02:14.60]So many things I don't remember
[02:18.23]But I got a sinking feeling
[02:21.91]It's not that i'm a clairvoyant
[02:24.85]But I think I creeped out Sara
[02:28.54]I was creeping out on Sara
[02:32.16]I hope it wasn't Tegan
[02:35.16]Cuz Skiba said she is the cooler one