We don't like him, he's such a geek
He wears funny glasses, he has so many zits
Bob Turkee, the dick, 
Bob Turkee, the dick
Bob Turkee, the turkey, 
Bob Turkee, the dick
He has a beer belly, he doesn't drink beer
He doesn't like girls, he's such a queer
Bob Turkee, the dick, 
Bob Turkee, the dick
Bob Turkee, the turkey, 
Bob Turkee, the dick
Bob Turkee, he's such a dick
Bob Turkee, he's such a dick
Bob Turkee, he's such a dick
Bob Turkee, he's such a dick
Well, we don't like him, he's such a geek
He wears funny glasses, he has so many zits[Incomprehensible]
He's such a dick