In the morning 
I awakeI feel my bladder about to break
I scratch my balls 
I rub my eyes
Just feeling lousy
My girlfriend tells me that
It's time to take a bath
I say, "no, not today, it's only tuesday"
Once every 24 hours
I'm supposed to take a shower
That's not the way 
I do itDo it do it
Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind
I don't want to do it
Do it do it
It doesn't make a difference to me
Everyday I do the same old thing
So why should 
I have to be clean?
Those dreaded wednesdays and saturdays
Also known as shower days
I hate them