Empty bottle was half empty, tide was low, and 
I was thirsty
I saw her sitting at the bar, well you know how some girls are
Always making eyes, well she wasn't making eyes
So I sidled up beside her, settled down and shouted, "Hi there"
My name's 
Stewart Ransom 
Miller, I'm a serial lady-killer"She said, "
I'm already dead," that's exactly what she saidSo we tripped the lights fantastic, we was both made of elasticMidnight came and midnight went and I though I was the PresidentShe said, "
Do you have a car?" and I said, "
Do I have a car?"What's so great about the Barrier Reef?What's so fine about art?What's so good about a Good Times VanWhen you're working on a broken, working on a brokenWorking on a broken manWhen you're working on a broken, working on a brokenWorking on a broken man, yeahMy heart wasn't in it, not for one single minuteOh then I went through the motions with herHer on top, and me on liquor, didn't do no good, well I didn't think it wouldWhat's so great about the Barrier Reef?What's so fine about art?What's so good about a Good Times VanWhen you're working on a broken, working on a brokenWorking on a broken man?When you're working on a broken, working on a brokenWorking on a broken man?When you're working on a broken, working on a brokenWorking on a broken man?