[00:00.000] 作词 : Prince [00:00.000] 作曲 : Prince [00:00.00]The Ballad of Dorothy Parker -Prince [00:15.280]Written by :Prince [00:30.579]Dorothy was a waitress on the promenade [00:35.508]She worked the night shift [00:39.76]Dishwater blonde tall and fine [00:42.810]She got a lot of tips [00:46.210]Well earlier I'd been talking stuff in a violent room [00:53.592]Fighting with lover's past [00:56.729]I needed someone with a quicker wit than mine [01:01.97]Dorothy was fast [01:05.273]Well I ordered yeah let me get a fruit cocktail I ain't to hungry [01:12.443]Dorothy laughed [01:15.45]She said it sound like a real man to me you're kinda cute [01:19.749]Right then do you want do you want [01:22.734]Dorothy Parker was cool [01:26.806]I'm leaving my pants on what [01:29.783]CUZ I'm kinda going with someone [01:34.588]She said sound like a real man to me [01:37.756]Mind if I turn on the radio [01:43.868]Oh my favorite song she said [01:47.381]And it was Joni singing help me I think I'm falling [01:51.732]Drring the phone rang and she said [01:53.362]Who ever's calling can't be as cute as you [01:59.169]Right then and there I knew I was through Dorothy Parker was cool [02:07.187]Well [02:12.538]My pants were wet they came off [02:14.490]But she didn't see the movie CUZ she hadn't read the book first [02:21.607]Instead she pretended she was blind [02:26.53]An affliction brought on by a witch's curse [02:30.560]Dorothy made me laugh ha ha ha ha [02:32.330]I felt much better so I went back to the violent room [02:37.188]Tell us what you did what you did [02:40.644]I took another bubble bath with my pants on [02:45.598]All the fighting stopped [02:47.746]Next time I'll do it sooner [02:53.497]This is the ballad of Dorothy Parker [02:59.259]Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker [03:08.703]Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker [03:19.735]Well [03:27.551]Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker [03:36.79]Well [03:40.775]Oh