Well I used to smile when 
I was a pup
Sailing down the 
Nile in china cup
With the recipe for a lovely day
Sticking out of my back pocket
But it wasn’t always such a pretty sight’
Cause we used to fight like cats and dogs
Till me made it up in the ballroom
Ballroom dancing made a man of me
One, two, three, four 
I just plain adore your
Ballroom dancing, seen it on 
TVI got what 
I got, ballroom dancing big 
B.D.Well I used to fly when 
I was a kid
And I didn’t cry if it hurt a bit
On a carpet ride to a foreign land
At the time of 
Davy Crockett
But it wasn’t always such a pretty sight’
Cause we used to fight like cats and dogs
Till me made it up in the ballroom
Ballroom dancing made a man of me
One, two, three, four, 
I just plain adore your
Ballroom dancing, seen it on 
TVI got quiet a lot, ballroom dancing big 
B.D.Ladies and 
Gentlemen, the band is ready
We are starting [Incomprehensible] in this competition
That's the cha, cha, cha
Well went so fast and we all grew up
Now the days that passed in the china cup
Are the memories of another day
And I wouldn’t want to knock it
Oh but, it wasn’t always such a pretty sight’
Cause we used to fight like cats and dogs
Till me made it up in the ballroom
Ballroom dancing made a man of me
One, two, three, four, 
I just plain adore your
Ballroom dancing, seen it on 
TVI got quite a lot from ballroom dancing big 
B.D.Oh!