If I was a pirate sailing the seas
Would you come and pillage the village with me
We'll bury the treasure and go down down together
If I was a pirate...
If I was an outlaw robbin' a bank
Would you be my Bonnie, help me get away
Would you pull the trigger and blow 'em away
If I was an outlaw...
How bad would I have to be
How bad...
If I was a vampire roamin' the night
Would you be my prey and put your neck on the line
Live in the shadows and die in the light
If I was a vampire...
If I was a wanted man on the run
Would you take a fall if we were under the gun
And Drop down beside me in the nooses they've hung
If I was a wanted man on the run...
How bad would I have to be
How bad...
If I was the worst man in the world
Would you still be my girl
The scariest monster you ever seen
Would you still love me
If I was killer with blood on my hands
Would you be my alibi and lie on the stand
Swear on your life that I'm an innocent man
If I was a killer...
How bad would I have to be
How bad...
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Whoa whoa Oooo...
Whoa whoa Oooo...
Whoa whoa Oooo...
Whoa whoa