作词 : Wainwright
  If a person should ever like a person
 Then a person should like you
 Being that I'm only just a person
 What would you do?
 Then a person should like me
 Being that you're only just a person
 It must be
 Still I find it hard to get an answer
 From the harvester of hearts
 Always find it hard to get an answer
 How funny that would be
 If a person should ever like me
 Not that I have that much to offer
 God knows I have so much to gain
 From the harvester of pain
 Then a person should be free
 Free to like whomever that they want to
 Even though it ain't me
 Not that I have much to offer