[00:04.38]人：MOJO / Conrad Hijazi
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[00:23.67][01:04.76]呷呷呷呷呷　看到赛就快去吃　
[00:28.69]呷呷呷呷呷　大便永远吃不完
[00:33.84]冲冲冲冲冲　较慢你就没屎吃　
[00:38.71]爽爽爽爽爽　爽玩你就付五百
[00:44.25][01:25.30][01:30.48][01:40.62]大家快点来呷赛　
[00:46.82][01:27.79]哥哥姊姊弟弟妹妹　快来闻香
[00:49.30]大家快乐来呷赛　
[00:51.81]呷完之后大喊干你娘
[01:09.75]配配配配配　配上面包一级棒
[01:14.93]棒棒棒棒棒　你若有赛快去棒　
[01:20.05]拉拉拉拉拉　拉完快点拿来吃
[01:32.87]吃完之后大喊一声啊
[01:35.89]大家快点来呷赛
[01:38.04]你若较慢保证你没赛可吃
[01:43.22]呷完之后大话干你娘
[01:46.64][01:48.97][01:51.48][01:54.03]呷呷呷呷呷