[00:01.03]I been trying to develop an alternative fuel [00:03.08]From a mix of all natural substances [00:05.57]But the mix was highly volatile until we find a catalyst [00:09.32]To help stabilize the compound and supercharge the fuel [00:12.70]I'm sorry what was this magical catalyst [00:15.45] [00:16.45]Marijuana motherf**ker [00:19.39]Uh ladies and gentlemen players and playettes [00:22.70]Teachers staff and students [00:24.82]I am very honored to welcome you [00:26.63]To the high school annual talent show [00:29.07]Brought to you by the makers of [00:30.38]Wiz Khalifa Premium Rolling Papers [00:32.69]And the qualified rollers of Snoop Dogg Master Kush [00:36.32]So without further adieux let's get this show on the road [00:39.57]First contestant bring your talent to the foreground [00:42.07]And let your smoke be yo' background [00:43.51]Everytime I go out [00:44.70]I'm blowing that smoke out [00:46.20]I buy it don't even know the price [00:48.82] [00:49.39]I talk cause I live it come pay me a visit [00:52.14]And I'll be somewhere up in the sky [00:55.08]My nigga it's about to go down [00:58.83]We fly it's no lie that we high 'til we die [01:01.33]All we need up in heres hoes now [01:04.64]Roll one up clean the ride case them hoes wanna jump inside [01:07.96]Got a joint filled with quality shit [01:09.64]My bottom bitch smoking with me niggas talk shit [01:12.40]All of 'em shrimp [01:13.71] [01:14.29]I'm a big fish [01:15.60]Roll a joint lick it once tell you hit this [01:18.60]Groupies on my dick [01:19.66]Several kushes on my hit-list [01:21.41]In and out these niggas bitches [01:22.91]Smoking tree and not to mention hustling trying to mind my business [01:26.04]You probably went to class while I was in the hallway skipping [01:29.10]Yeah I hear what they saying just be to high to listen [01:32.10]'Bout my money tripping if I even fold it wrong [01:34.85]You ain't smoking this good [01:36.10]If it's fire tell you I sold it all [01:37.91]Or wait 'til one of my hoes come 'round to roll it all [01:40.98]Or say f**k it and cuff it 'til I go smoke with Dogg [01:44.10]I show off I show off I show off [01:46.35]Car push to start hit the button once it go off [01:49.34]Keep the money coming in and the papers rolled up [01:52.40]And ain't worried about a hating nigga they get no love [01:55.34]Everytime I go out [01:56.34]I'm blowing that smoke out [01:58.03]I buy it don't even know the price [02:01.40]I talk cause I live it come pay me a visit [02:03.97]And I'll be somewhere up in the sky [02:07.03]My nigga it's about to go down [02:09.78] [02:10.70]We fly it's no lie that we high 'til we die [02:13.27]All we need up in heres hoes now [02:16.27]Roll one up clean the ride case them hoes wanna jump inside [02:19.96]I go green like I was Arch Bishop Don Juan [02:23.27]And blow circles around you suckas like a marathon [02:26.08]My gym teacher told me but I didn't listen [02:29.21]My bitch did my homework and now I'm in detention [02:32.19]It should be suspension [02:33.70]This is my audition [02:35.13]So play your position get the picture I envision [02:38.07]Did she mention: Snoop Dogg was made for kissing [02:41.13]A barracuda fishing she on a mission for me [02:44.26]Pleasure pain and glory in my inventory [02:47.13]My SATs my little bitch she did 'em for me [02:50.20]And now we prancing on stage at the talent show [02:53.01]We flossing my clothes my chain and my knapsack [02:56.14]Full of that hand me that can you see my telescope [02:59.01]Principal say she want to see me cause she smell my smoke [03:02.20]'Bout my money tripping even if I fold it wrong [03:04.95]Blowing zones with Wiz because this is the protocol [03:07.45]Everytime I go out [03:08.58]I'm blowing that smoke out [03:10.02]I buy it don't even know the price [03:12.58] [03:13.33]I talk cause I live it come pay me a visit [03:15.96]And I'll be somewhere up in the sky [03:19.02]My nigga it's about to go down [03:22.08] [03:22.83]We fly it's no lie that we high 'til we die [03:25.26]All we need up in heres hoes now [03:28.66]Roll one up clean the ride case them hoes wanna jump inside [03:32.84] [03:41.96]Yeah it's the Archbishop Don "Magic" Juan [03:47.08]It's a talent show and everybody got to know [03:52.40]You got to be ready so you don't have to get ready [03:55.77]So when I stepped in for the talent show [03:58.71]I had stole the show because I was already ready [04:02.41]Everybody should know they part [04:04.33]Because the whole world is the stage [04:06.46]And everybody play a part [04:08.47]So when you at the talent show [04:10.03]You got to know yo' part [04:11.77]And you got to know when to move [04:13.52]And when not to move [04:14.89]And by me being a famous player [04:16.58]And know my game [04:17.84]I took the talent show because I had style [04:21.29]I had flash I had originality [04:24.29]I had me and that's what it's all about [04:27.47]When you doin a talent show you got to be you [04:30.72]Green for the money gold for the honey [04:33.54]I'm the original