Jackie is a punk, 
Judy is a runt
They both went down to 
BerlinJoined the 
Ice Capades
And oh I don't know why
Oh I don't know why
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Second verse, same as the first
Jackie is a punk, 
Judy is a runt
They both went down to 
BerlinJoined the 
Ice Capades
And oh I don't know why
Oh I don't know why
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Third verse, different from the first
Joey is a punk, 
Judy is a runt
They both went down to 
Frisco, joined the 
S L AAnd oh 
I don't know why
Oh I don't know why
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah