There's a real cool club on the other side of town 
Where the real cool kids 
Go to sit around 
And talk bad 
About the other kids 
Yeah it's a real cool club 
And you're not part of it 
There's Millie, 
Pickles and 
Patty-Cakes too 
And Cubby's making mean jokes about you 
Ha Ha Ya little twit 
Yeah it's a real cool club, and you're not part of it 
They're a real cool bunch of 
Die- Fledermusketeers 
And they'll laugh at the toughskins 
Your mom got you from 
Sears You dork 
They'll never let you in '
Cause it's a real cool club and you're not part of it 
You're fat and ugly 
And an imbecile too 
And that's why the draw funny pictures of you 
And talk bad about all the kids '
Cause it's a real cool club and you're not a part of it 
Yeah it's a real cool club, and you'll never be a part of it 
Yeah it's a real cool club and you'll never be a part of it 
Yeah it's a real cool club, and you'll never be a part of it 
Yeah it's a real cool club and you'll never be a part of it