If she gets a black eye I want a black eye If she gets a splinter I want a splinter too If she gets arrested I want arrested If she goes tripping I go falling over We walk through the streets like lottery winners on acid Everything she say, I was thinking anyway If she likes Gordon's I like Gordon's If she likes the black stuff I like the black stuff too If she gets a disease I want a disease If she goes tripping I go falling over We walk through the streets like lottery winners on acid Everything she say, I was thinking anyway