Ladies and gentlemen
Harry's Harbour 
Bizarre is proud to present
Under the 
Big Top tonight
Human Oddities
That's right
You'll see the 
Three Headed 
BabyYou'll see 
Hitler's brain
See Lea Graff the 
German midget who sat in 
J.F. Morgan's lap
You'll see 
Priscilla 
BajanoThe monkey woman
Jo Jo the dog face boy
I'm Milton 
Malone, the human skeleton
See Grace 
McDaniel's
The mule faced woman
And she's the homeliest woman in the world
Under the 
Big Top tonight
Never before seen
And if you have a heart condition, please be warned
Don't forget to visit our snack bar at 
Charleston 
GrottoAl lsales are final
Void where prohibited by law
You'll see 
Sealo the seal boy who has flippers for arms
You'll see 
Johnny Eck, the man born without a body
He walks on his hands
He has his own orchestra and is an excellent pianist
See Gerd Bessler, the human pincusion
And don't forget, it's ladies' night at 
Harvy's Harbour 
BizarreYou'll see 
Ko Ko the bird girl
Mortando, the human fountain
Step a little
A little closer ladies and gentlemen and don't be shy
Dig deep in your pockets
You'll see 
Radion, the human torso
Deep from the jungles of 
AfricaLadies and gentlemen, 
Harry's Harbour 
BizarreLadies and gentlemen