[00:00.00] 作曲 : Hot Toddies
[00:31.000]HTML is not hard to spell,“HTML”
[00:35.000]When I'm with you, when I'm with you
[00:39.000]Binary code is just ones and ohs
[00:43.000]I thought you knew
[00:47.000]You are so swell, just like DSL
[00:50.000]You touched my modem, you touched my modem.
[00:54.000]We went to the bop, my heart gigaflopped
[00:58.000]When I saw your...
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[01:33.000]I typed OMG, should be you and me
[01:37.000]You wrote LOL, wrote LOL
[01:41.000]My browser froze right down to my toes,
[01:45.000]I said go to hell.
[01:49.000]I should have seen, I'm only 15
[01:52.500]And you're 32, you're 32
[01:57.000]You don't love me, I went and asked Jeeves
[02:00.000]He told me it's true, told me it's...
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[02:44.000]Last night while you were offline,
[02:47.000]I googled your name
[02:51.000]And I found out that you're a 40 year old intertube salesman from Ohio!
[02:58.000]WTF?! I thought you were the one for me
[03:00.000]But you're just a major loser
[03:07.000]And now I will always be... lonely girl 15.
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