Yo what's up man  get up man
Urrp I can't bust man
Get up nigga  bust
(I'm f**ked)
Get up you gotta do your verse nigga
(Aight I'll try it)
Get up nigga
I get drunk and
I stumble to the phone
And conjure up a bitch
To bone when I'm alone
OHh shit  tow back
I need to take a piss
Only when I'm drunk
I sing a song like this
My grandma and your grandma
(urrp)
Sittin by the fire
Hold on  turn the beat off
Nah  keep it goin' J-Ro
Can you make it
I'm just not knowin'
I get drunk and start talkin mo' shit
And when I got a gun in my hand
You better get  out
Cause my brain
Just ain't what it used to be
Forget tryin to raionalize
Cover your eyes
Ah d-(urrp)  damn I'm drunk
I need a chunk
No better yet a hunk of that funk
When I get drunk
I might act uncouth
But when I get drunk
I always tell the truth
Yeah I'm good  I'm bad
I'm dope  I'm freaky fresh
I make hip-hop fans say yes yes
The Liks comin through
You know we gonna blow upop
Hold up  hold up  I think I gotta

Damn  false alarm
Gettin all the ladies
With my cool charm
When I get drunk I might
Even call my daddy a punk
Yeah  but only when I'm dr (urp) drunk

Yeah  let me pass the forty
To my nigga  Tash
It goes one for the chronic
Two for the amnesia
It's the pimp-slap niggy
With drinks in the freezer
Bust the one out  two out
(flips ) type of rapper
That'd get you our your seat
Quicker than a car jacker
Sip a Colt for the fever
When I'm coolin' with my people
Got hoes in East Columbus
Like I'm Billy Dee Winkle
Cause I move like  I'm smooth
Like I'm Harry Belafonte
Lookin for them niggas
That jumped my homey Dante
All up in this bitch with
The gin and Tanqueray
Drink like Mr  Wendal
Smoke bud like Dr  Dre
But that's cause I'm old enough
To do that type of shit
Got damn I gotta piss
I pass the mic to E-Swift
Yeah  I get drunk and
Can't nobody whoop me
I'm trippin'  must be the brew
That I was sippin'
Kickin' in  guess I shouldn't
Have mixed it with the gin
Cause when I'm layin' on my back
I can feel the room spin
One too many  I reckon
Feelin I gotta earl  any second
Wanna get up but can't move
Feels like I'm stuck in the groove
What the f**k was I tryin to prove
I get a rep for downin' four-oh's
All the hoes knows them Alkaholik bros

Niggas call me dad
I got a fifth in the trunk
Might f**k an ugly bitch but only
When I'm drunk
Yanh  only when I'm drunk
Only when I'm drunk
Yanh  only when I'm drunk
Only when I'm drunk
Aight  think I'm feelin'
A little better
Ready to bust this  like this
And ya don't miss  check it out
I get drunk and start thinkin'
Bout my friends
That passed on with every forty
Ounce the memory will last on
Black Man Muzzle  Mike Lee and Suavey D
The three MCs will always
Live in my memories
We used to rock shows
We used to rock hoes
And drink forty-oh's
And wear the same clothes
Damn I wish we could
Go through it again
But I know one day
We gonna do it again
And when that day comes
It's gonna be live
But I ain't in no hurry
So I don't drink and drive
The Alkaholiks we gets funky
When we drinkin'
Just a li'l somethin'
To pump up the thinkin'

Only when we drunk
Only when we drunk
Only when we drunk
Only when we drunk
Beer run  Ante up nigga
Ha ha  put the money in the hat