[00:00.02]One, two, three, four
[00:07.06]I had no shoes and I complained
[00:09.81]Until I met a man who had no feet
[00:14.32]That's really beat
[00:15.38]I had no feet and I complained
[00:18.30]Until I met a man who had no knees
[00:22.85]That was his disease
[00:24.22]I had no knees and I complained
[00:26.90]Until I met a man and you know what?
[00:30.99]He had no butt
[00:33.00]I had no butt and I complained about it all
[00:38.75]And then I met a man, who had no balls
[00:43.52]I had no balls and I complained
[00:45.80]Until I met a man who had no guts
[00:49.83]No balls, no butt, and now no guts
[00:55.11]I had no guts and I complained
[00:57.56]Until I met a man who had no heart
[01:01.65]The most important part
[01:03.52]I had no heart and I complained I did not understand
[01:09.96]And then I met a man who had no hands
[01:14.87]I had no hands and I complained
[01:17.00]Until I met a man who was a wreck
[01:21.59]He had no neck!
[01:23.53]I had no neck and I complained
[01:25.84]Until I met a man who had no chin
[01:29.91]Some folks loose
[01:33.86]Some folks win
[01:44.92]I had no chin and I complained
[01:47.45]Until I met a man who had no nose
[01:51.97]That really blows!
[01:53.38]I had no nose and I complained
[01:55.95]Until I met a man who never cried
[02:00.52]He had no eyes
[02:01.73]I had no eyes and I complained
[02:04.53]Until I met a man who felt no pain
[02:08.80]He had no brain!
[02:10.62]I had no brain and I complained
[02:13.13]Until I met a man who had no head
[02:17.88]As good as dead
[02:19.30]I had no head and I complained
[02:21.74]Until I met a man who had no hair
[02:26.31]There was nothin' there
[02:27.79]I had no hair and I complained
[02:30.43]Until I met a man who had no hat
[02:34.94]Picture that
[02:37.29]Not even a hat
[02:45.54]I had no hat and I complained
[02:48.18]Until I met a man who had no sky
[02:52.46]No reason why
[02:54.00]I had no sky and I complained
[02:56.83]Until I met a man who had no stars
[03:00.09]He had no stars?
[03:01.55]No Venus or Mars!
[03:02.83]No Venus or Mars?
[03:04.06]And not any stars!
[03:06.57]I had no stars and I complained
[03:09.62]Until I met a man who had no god
[03:14.17]That's rather odd
[03:15.81]I had no god and I complained
[03:18.31]Until I met a man who had no faith
[03:22.61]Nothin' just in case
[03:24.50]I had no faith and I complained
[03:26.95]Until I met a man who had no love
[03:31.29]Nothin' to dream of!
[03:32.86]I had no love and I complained
[03:35.50]Until I met a man who had no hope
[03:40.00]At the end of his rope
[03:41.52]I had no hope and I complained
[03:44.16]Until I met a man who had no luck
[03:48.59]That really sucks!
[03:50.33]I had no luck and I complained
[03:52.94]That I had nothin' left to loose
[03:57.37]And then I met a man who had no shoes