I Said My Pajamas (And Put On My Prayers) - Original - Tony Martin
 I climbed up the door and opened the stairs
 I said my pajamas and put on my prayers
 I turned off the bed and crawled into the light
 And all because you kissed me
 Goodnight
 I ran up the shade and pulled down the stair
 I curled up the rug and I vacuumed my hair
 I just couldn´t tell my left foot from my right
 And all because you kissed me
 Goodnight
 By evening we felt normal, so we went out again
 You said, “Goodnight“ and kissed me
 I hurried home and then
 I lifted the preacher and called up the phone
 I spoke to the dog and threw my pa a bone
 ´Twas midnight and yet the sun was shining bright
 And all because you kissed me
 Goodnight
 I powdered my hair and pinned up my nose
 I hung up my bath then I turned on my clothes
 I put out the clock and wound the cat up tight
 And all because you kissed me
 Goodnight
 Next morning, I woke and scrambled my shoes
 I shined up some eggs and I toasted the news
 I buttered my tie and took another bite
 And all because you kissed me
 Goodnight
 By evening we felt normal, so we went out again
 You said, “Goodnight“ and kissed me
 We hurried home and then
 I climbed up the door and opened the stairs
 I said my pajamas and put on my prayers
 Did you turned off the bed and I crawled into the light
 And all because you kissed me
 I never should have kissed you
 Then why did you insist here
 You are too much to exsist here
 all because you kissed me
 Goodnight