Better get the 
Xanax cause 
I think I'm in a panic and my brain is really getting fried 
The kids are getting dumber and it's really not a stunner cause the evidence supports my find 
I mention 
German Measles cause my buddy's name is 
Weasel and the only word 
I found to rhyme 
Lately I've been thinking that this ain't my line of business and 
I'm just about to lose my mind 
I gotta tell you that the level of discourse was pretty bad to start with and it's getting worse 
Par for the course 
Houston we have a problem 
And we're running out of time 
Houston we have a problem 
The kids are all out of their minds <i>[2x] 
I wanna tend my garden while my girlfriend wears 
Eve Arden and she bitches that we got no dough 
Phillip's drinking whiskey with a stripper he got frisky picked her up and fell and broke his toe 
My nerves are really shot and 
I've become unmanned 
And now I see 
I'm going pale beneath my tan 
Where's my 
Ativan? [Chorus]