TAMARA'S A 
PUNK!! 1-2-3-4! 
Well I've seen 
Black Flag and 
I've seen the 
Germs And 
I've jammed with 
G.G. too Even opened up for the 
Ramones But it just ain't any use 
She don't care that 
I know Ben 
Weasel and 
Metal Mike **
It's all such frightful tripe, to her 
Tamara is a punk, so you better not knock her 
Tamara is a punk, she's a real punk rocker 
Tamara is a punk and 
I wish she was my girl 
I've been in 
Rolling Stone 
Not to bitch and moan **
But she's simply not impressed 
I'm not as punk as fuck to her 
But I'm friends with 
MTX She don't care that 
I know Ben 
Weasel and 
Metal Mike 
It's all such frightful tripe, to her [Chorus] 
She's the coolest of the cool 
She's the toughest of the tough 
She's the grooviest punk rock girl 
She's the queen of the scene in the neighborhood 
And she's got my heart in a whirl 
And we'll never kiss in the 
Elvis Room '
Cause she doesn't like me like that 
Not her and me - she's too cool for that scene [Chorus x3]