作词 : Tori Amos
 作曲 : Tori Amos
 Way to go, Mr. Microphone
 Show us all what you don’t know
 Centuries, secret societies
 He’s our commander still, Space Dog
 So sure we were on something
 "Your feet are finally on the ground," he said
 So sure we were on something
 "Your feet are just on the ground, girl"
 Rain and snow, our engines have
 Been receiving your eager call
 There’s Colonel Dirtyfishydishcloth
 He’ll distract her good, don’t worry so
 And to the one you thought was on your side
 She can’t understand, she truly believes the lie
 Lemon pie, he’s coming through
 Our commander still, Space Dog
 Lines secure, Space Dog
 Deck the halls I’m young again, I’m you again
 Racing turtles, the grapefruit is winning
 Seems I keep getting this story
 Twisted so where’s Neil when you need him?
 Deck the halls it’s you again, it’s you again
 Somewhere someone must know the ending
 Is she still pissing in the river, now?
 Heard she’d gone, moved into a trailer park
 So sure we were on something
 (So sure those girls now are in the Navy)
 "Your feet are finally on the ground," he said
 (Those bombs, our friends, can’t even hurt you now)
 So sure we were on something
 (And hold those tears cause they're still on your side)
 "Your feet are just on the ground, girl"
 (Don’t hear the dogs barking)
 So sure we were on something
 (Don’t say you know we’ve gone, Andromeda)
 "Your feet are finally on the ground," he said
 (Stood with those girls before)
 So sure we were on something
 (The hair in pairs it just got nasty)
 "Your feet are just on the ground"
 (And now those girls are gone)