And we're bored We're bored to the bone Conversation Some things are best left alone Why can't I love you in London? Why can't I love you in London? And they're talkin' Just outside my window It's just a whisper But it's you I know, I know Oh no, Oh no Why can't I love you in London? Why can't I love you in London? And when the morning comes We won't mention a thing It was only a cheap Secondhand ring Why can't I love you in London? Oh-oh-oh And we're bored We're bored to the bone And you wear it Like a cheap leather coat Oh We're so pretty and we're so bold Why can't I love you in London? Why can't I love you in London? Why can't I love you in London? Oh-oh-oh (repeat)