[00:11.29]Dad's gone down the dog track
[00:14.86]Engels' laying cables
[00:18.64]Brother's with his student friends
[00:22.46]Plotting in the stables
[00:26.04]They're preparing for
[00:27.44]Power and how to win
[00:29.32]I'm covered in Solaire and
[00:31.61]Preparing to swim
[00:35.56]"Old iron  old iron"
[00:39.13]I heard the bobby shout
[00:42.86]As he brought his friendly
[00:44.69]Truncheon down
[00:46.65]With a God Almighty clout
[00:58.45]Mother's playing bingo
[01:01.25]She's hoping for a big win
[01:05.45]She buys the daily papers
[01:08.26]To see how 10 percent live
[01:13.12]My cousin's greatest wish
[01:15.67]Is to one day buy a farm
[01:20.56]And turn it into a health
[01:22.77]Club with top people charm
[01:27.62]And any evening  any day
[01:32.11]I'm singing to myself
[01:35.45]I'll pack up all my clothes and dough
[01:39.51]And piss off somewhere else
[01:58.42]My ol' man was a dust
[02:00.61]Person until he got the shove
[02:05.40]Now the iron heel he talked
[02:08.01]About is backed by the iron glove
[02:13.03]Brother's bought new glasses
[02:16.71]Shaped like Leon Trotsky's
[02:20.45]They look very nice on the mantle
[02:23.27]Piece next to the Royal Family
[02:27.51]I'm laying back with the radio
[02:31.04]On in time to hear the Archer's
[02:35.63]An everyday tale of country folk
[02:39.30]Mixed up in prostitution  hey
[02:50.83]Like all good stories with a happy end
[02:54.24]Which I'll now give to you
[02:58.02]Our cousin's wish was granted
[03:00.78]And so his dreams came true
[03:05.66]His gas shares doubled
[03:07.76]His telecoms soared
[03:09.19]Till he had enough money
[03:10.75]To chair his own board
[03:15.07]Thank you Margaret Thatcher
[03:18.58]May you never come to harm
[03:22.44]He now serves cocktails and lettuce
[03:26.02]At Top Peoples Health Club Farm  hey