[00:11.29]Dad's gone down the dog track [00:14.86]Engels' laying cables [00:18.64]Brother's with his student friends [00:22.46]Plotting in the stables [00:26.04]They're preparing for [00:27.44]Power and how to win [00:29.32]I'm covered in Solaire and [00:31.61]Preparing to swim [00:35.56]"Old iron old iron" [00:39.13]I heard the bobby shout [00:42.86]As he brought his friendly [00:44.69]Truncheon down [00:46.65]With a God Almighty clout [00:58.45]Mother's playing bingo [01:01.25]She's hoping for a big win [01:05.45]She buys the daily papers [01:08.26]To see how 10 percent live [01:13.12]My cousin's greatest wish [01:15.67]Is to one day buy a farm [01:20.56]And turn it into a health [01:22.77]Club with top people charm [01:27.62]And any evening any day [01:32.11]I'm singing to myself [01:35.45]I'll pack up all my clothes and dough [01:39.51]And piss off somewhere else [01:58.42]My ol' man was a dust [02:00.61]Person until he got the shove [02:05.40]Now the iron heel he talked [02:08.01]About is backed by the iron glove [02:13.03]Brother's bought new glasses [02:16.71]Shaped like Leon Trotsky's [02:20.45]They look very nice on the mantle [02:23.27]Piece next to the Royal Family [02:27.51]I'm laying back with the radio [02:31.04]On in time to hear the Archer's [02:35.63]An everyday tale of country folk [02:39.30]Mixed up in prostitution hey [02:50.83]Like all good stories with a happy end [02:54.24]Which I'll now give to you [02:58.02]Our cousin's wish was granted [03:00.78]And so his dreams came true [03:05.66]His gas shares doubled [03:07.76]His telecoms soared [03:09.19]Till he had enough money [03:10.75]To chair his own board [03:15.07]Thank you Margaret Thatcher [03:18.58]May you never come to harm [03:22.44]He now serves cocktails and lettuce [03:26.02]At Top Peoples Health Club Farm hey