作词 : Smith, Smith
The minute 
I get out of my tent, 
My garden is covered with cement. 
The minute 
I went, And 
Radio One blasting outside. 
Asterisk. 
Twixt light and dark 
He said I'm a handyman. 
He was a handyman. 
Hewas a handyman. 
He was handyman. 
I said what you doing round that grave? 
Said I'm a handyman 
I saw you chatting to my wife 
Between the light and door. 
It was a handyman 
And the minute 
I got outta my tent.... 
Go out. Ha ha. 
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.... 
They have cheese. 
Not me. It was a handy a-handy a-handy man 
Conditions not good job 
You try and try to get under 
Just bang around 
Just bang around . 
Ha ha ha ha. 
And it does not cut me down. 
And Sunday nights don't get out anymore.