Hey hey hey Da da da That's what I say Da da da There's a man in the funny papers we all know Alley Oop Oop Oop Oop Oop He lived way back a long time ago Alley Oop Oop Oop Oop Oop Well he don't eat nothing but bearcat stew Alley Oop Oop Oop Oop Oop Oh well this cat's name is a Alley Oop Alley Oop Oop Oop Oop Oop He's the toughest man there is alive Alley Oop Wears clothes from a wildcat's hide Alley Oop He's the king of the jungle jive Look at that caveman go He's got a chauffeur that's a genuine dinosaur Alley Oop Oop Oop Oop Oop And he can knuckle your head before you count to four Alley Oop Oop Oop Oop Oop He's got a big ugly club and a headful of hair Alley Oop Oop Oop Oop Oop He's oh eating grizzly bear Alley Oop Oop Oop Oop Oop Forgot the words He's the toughest man there is alive Alley Oop Wears clothes from a wildcat's hide Alley Oop He's the king of the jungle jive Look at that caveman go He rides through the jungle tearing limbs offa trees Alley Oop Oop Oop Oop Oop And knocking great big monsters dead on their knees Alley Oop Oop Oop Oop Oop Other cats don't bug him because they know better Alley Oop Oop Oop Oop Oop Because he's a mean motor scooter and a bad go-getter Alley Oop Oop Oop Oop Oop Well he's the toughest man there is alive Alley Oop Oh wears clothes from a wildcat's hide Alley Oop He's a hully gully king of jive Look at that caveman go There he goes There he goes Alley Oop Oop Oop Oop Oop Look at that caveman go Alley Oop Oop Oop Oop Oop Ride daddy ride Alley Oop Oop Oop Oop Oop Heigh-ho dinosaur Oh my goodness what a big brute he is Oh how would you like a dinosaur like that For your own Alley Oop Oop Oop Oop Oop Oop Oop Oop Oop Oh oh What now Brian I need a B flat You know I can't read