作词 : Shane
Took my girl home the other night. 
Got myself in an awful fight.
She said, "Doux, doux, darlin', won't you please come in?" 
Her old lady socked me with a rollin pin.
And I bawled. 
I bawled. 
Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl.
Well, I bawl when I feel the pin. 
I don't meet with that old woman again.
Oh, yes, I bawled (I bawled.) 
I bawled. (I bawled.) 
Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl.
Well, I bawl when I feel the pin. 
I don't meet with that old woman again.
Mon, the first time she hit me, she knocked me down. 
Wouldn't even let me get off the ground.
I tried to tell of the rules of Queensbury. 
She said, "Boy, cuts no ice with me."
And I bawled. 
I bawled. 
Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl.
Well, I bawl when I feel the pin. 
I don't meet with that old woman again.
Oh, yes, I bawled (I bawled.) 
I bawled. (I bawled.) 
Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl.
Oh, mon, talk about eternity. 
That's what that encounter seemed to me.
She started to sneeze and I started to run. 
Gone like a bullet from a machine gun.
And I bawled. 
I bawled. 
Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl.
Well, I bawl when I feel the pin. 
I don't meet with that old woman again.
Oh, yes, I bawled (I bawled.) 
I bawled. (I bawled.) 
Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl.