[00:00.00]The Perfect Lover - The Residents
[00:13.34]I guess the coldness implied by my calculated position in life
[00:18.05]Must be disturbing to some people
[00:20.53]And maybe the lack of romantic pretense used to disguise or excuse
[00:25.44]My behavior is not normal
[00:27.45]But it is honest
[00:29.29]More honest than most people can deal with
[00:31.73]But still it doesn't make me immune to romance
[00:37.71]I am human and I do have my fantasies
[00:40.95]Fantasies that I normally repress what good are they
[00:43.91]After all but still I can't deny them
[01:12.03]I listen to my lover cry as she entwines me
[01:19.91]I listen to my lover cry because she blinds me
[01:27.99]I listen to my lover laugh as she defines me
[01:35.87]With every breath I wait for her to find me
[01:45.44]Find me find me find me find me find me find me
[02:11.10]Usually because I'm a man I guess
[02:15.02]These fantasies gravitate towards a female form and occasionally
[02:20.43]I do allow them to run free
[02:23.17]Dancing in slow motion through the flower fields of my imagination
[02:28.09]I know it sounds silly
[02:30.70]Especially coming from someone with such a cunning
[02:33.44]And cutthroat attitude towards life
[02:35.58]But sometimes sometimes I feel like nothing
[02:39.48]Would make me happier than holding hands
[02:42.42]With a beautiful woman on the beach
[02:45.56]Watching the sun slowly descending into the the pinks
[02:50.20]And purples of a perfect sunset disgusting isn't it