If you weren't insane
At least you could start to drink again
I wish you could tell me you already know
But we're a mess with no hidden comedy 
This isn't real
But maybe it's true
Oh yeah well maybe it's true 
Want to tell you about two people
But tell me the truth
You already know
Oh yeah you already know 
When I'm walking on the streets sometimes
It's like a b-movie sob-story mystery
So what's the deal
Is it for real
Or might I skip and read the ending first 
Oh no it's true
Oh yeah well baby it's true