[00:20.07]One time ago a crazy dream came to me
[00:22.38]I dreamt I was walkin' into World War Three
[00:26.29]Went to the doctor the very next day
[00:28.16]To see what kinda words he could say
[00:30.11]He said, "It was a bad dream
[00:34.10]I wouldn't worry 'bout it none, though
[00:35.59]They were my own dreams
[00:36.66]Were only in your head
[00:48.75]I said, "Hold it Doc, a World War passed through my brain "
[00:51.67]He said, "Nurse, get your pad, the boy's insane "
[00:57.36]He grabbed my arm, I said, "Ouch! "
[00:59.27]As I landed on the psychiatric couch
[01:01.78]He said, "Tell me about it "
[01:12.37]Well, the whole thing started at three o'clock fast
[01:14.74]It was all over by quarter past
[01:18.35]I was down in the sewer with some little lover
[01:20.74]When I peeked out from a manhole cover
[01:24.25]Wondering who turned the lights on us
[01:35.85]Well, I got up and I walked around
[01:38.12]Up and down the lonesome town
[01:43.83]I stood on wondering which way to go
[01:45.79]I lit a cigarette on a parking meter
[01:47.87]And walked on down the road, it was a normal day
[02:03.01]Well, I rung me fallout shelter bell
[02:05.25]And I leaned my head and I gave a yell
[02:08.60]"Give me a string bean, I'm a hungry man" “
[02:11.15]Shotgun fired and away I ran
[02:15.09]I don't blame them too much though, they didn't know me
[02:28.02]Down the corner by the hot-dog stand
[02:30.21]I seen a man, I said, "Howdy friend
[02:34.05]I guess there's just us two"
[02:35.83]He screamed a bit and away he flew
[02:39.34]Thought I was a Communist
[03:00.79]Well, I spied me a girl before she could leave
[03:02.99]I said, "Let's go play Adam and Eve"
[03:06.88]I took her by the hand and my heart was thumpin'
[03:08.83]When she said, "Hey man, you crazy or something
[03:14.37]You seen what happened last time they started"
[03:33.96]Well, I seen me a Cadillac window uptown
[03:36.71]There was nobody around
[03:39.43]I got into the driver's seat
[03:41.27]And I drove down 42nd street in my Cadillac
[03:47.12]Good car to drive after a war
[04:04.35]Well, I remember seein' some ad
[04:06.44]So I turned on my Conelrad but I didn't pay the Con Ed bill
[04:11.01]So the radio didn't work so well, turned on my record player
[04:18.16]It was Rock-A-Day, Johnny singin', "Tell your ma, tell your pa
[04:23.16]Our loves are gonna grow ooh wah, ooh wah"
[04:39.97]I was feelin' kinda lonesome and blue I needed somebody to talk to
[04:45.23]So I called up the operator of time just to hear a voice of some kind
[04:52.71]"When you hear the beep it will be three o'clock" “
[04:56.83]She said that for over an hour and I hung up
[05:11.83]Well, the doctor interrupted me just about then
[05:14.23]Sayin', "Hey I've been havin' the same old dreams
[05:18.59]But mine was a little different you see
[05:21.18]I dreamt the only person left after the war was me
[05:25.21]I didn't see you around "
[05:35.19]Well, now time passed and now it seems
[05:38.07]Everybody's having them dreams
[05:41.79]Everybody sees their self walkin' around with no one else
[05:49.36]Half the people can be part right all of the time and
[05:54.54]Some of the people can be all right part of the time but
[05:58.38]All the people can't be all alright all of the time
[06:02.67]I think Abraham Lincoln said that
[06:07.15]"I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours", I said that “