[00:00.00] 作词 : Dylan
[00:11.54]Well, it took me a woman late last night
[00:13.85]I's three-fourths drunk she looked all right
[00:19.17]'Til she started peelin' off her onion gook
[00:21.37]She took off her wig, said, how do I look
[00:24.88]I's high flyin', bare naked out the window
[00:35.59]Well, sometimes I might get drunk
[00:38.03]Walk like a duck and smell like a skunk
[00:40.84]Don't hurt me none, don't hurt my pride
[00:42.89]'Cause I got my little lady right by my side
[00:46.44]She's a tryin' a hide pretendin' she don't know me
[00:58.03]I's out there paintin' on the old wood shed
[01:00.66]When a can a black paint it fell on my head
[01:05.09]I went down to scrub and rub
[01:07.03]But I had to sit in back off the tub,
[01:10.47]cost a quarter, half price
[01:18.84]Well, my telephone rang it would not stop
[01:21.02]It's President Kennedy callin' me up
[01:25.09]
[01:27.02]To make the country grow?"
[01:28.09]
[01:30.34]Anita Ekberg
[01:34.46]Sophia Loren, country will grow”
[01:46.99]Well, I got a woman five feet short
[01:49.75]She yells and hollers an' squeals an' snorts
[01:53.75]She tickles my nose pats me on my head
[01:56.31]Blows me over and kicks me out of bed
[01:59.56]She's a man eater, meat grinder, bad looser
[02:12.31]Oh, there ain't no use in me workin' all the time
[02:15.12]I got a woman who works herself blind
[02:17.43]Works up to her britches up to her neck
[02:19.69]Writes me letters and sends me checks
[02:22.07]She's a humdinger folk singer
[02:36.77]Late one day in the middle of the week
[02:39.33]Eyes were closed I was half asleep
[02:41.83]I chased me a woman up the hill
[02:44.27]Right in the middle of an air drill
[02:47.37]I jumped a fallout shelter,
[02:49.81]I jumped the string bean
[02:52.13]I jumped the TV dinner, I jumped the shot gun
[03:01.64]Now, the man on the stand he wants my vote
[03:03.95]He's a runnin' for office on the ballot note
[03:06.45]He's out there preaching in front of the steeple
[03:08.90]Tellin' me he loves all kinds a people
[03:12.39]He's eatin' bagels, he's eatin' pizza,
[03:17.08]he's eatin' chitins
[03:27.02]Oh, set me down on a television floor
[03:29.84]I'll flip the channel to number four
[03:32.34]Out of the shower comes a football man
[03:34.40]With a bottle of oil in his hand, greasy kid stuff
[03:42.35]What I wanna know, Mr.Football Man is
[03:44.48]What do you do about Willy Mays
[03:48.61]Martin Luther King, Olatunji, oh
[04:01.05]Well, the funniest woman I ever seen
[04:03.50]Was the great granddaughter of Mr.Clean
[04:07.07]She takes about fifteen baths a day
[04:09.32]Wants me to grow a mustache on my face, she's insane
[04:21.00]Well, ask me why I'm drunk all the time
[04:23.75]It levels my head and eases my mind
[04:28.19]I just walk along and stroll and sing
[04:30.76]I see better days and I do better things
[04:34.15]I catch dinosaurs make love to Elizabeth Taylor
[04:38.80]Catch hell from Richard Burton