[00:00.00]Bob Dylan - Talkin' John Birch Paranoid Blues(Live) [00:17.52]Well I was feelin' sad and feelin' blue [00:19.45]I didn't know what in the world I was gonna do [00:22.59]Them Communists they was comin' around [00:23.80]They was in the air [00:25.68]They was on the ground [00:27.14]They wouldn't gimme no peace [00:37.11]So I run down most hurriedly [00:38.92]And joined up with the John Birch Society [00:43.28]I got me a secret membership card [00:45.72]And started off a-walkin' down the road [00:48.75]Yee-hoo I'm a real John Bircher now [00:53.46]Look out [01:02.52]Now we all agree with ******'s views [01:04.70]Although he killed six million Jews [01:07.02]It don't matter too much that he was a Fascist [01:09.81]At least you can't say he was a Communist [01:13.86]That's to say like if you got a cold [01:15.88]you take a shot of malaria [01:21.70]Well I was lookin' everywhere [01:22.82]for them gol-darned Reds [01:23.98]I got up in the mornin looked under my bed [01:27.73]Looked in the sink behind the door [01:29.86]Looked in the glove compartment of my car [01:32.03]Couldn't find 'em [01:41.26]I was lookin' high an' low [01:43.39]for them Reds everywhere [01:47.45]I was lookin' in the sink an' underneath the chair [01:49.43]I looked way up my chimney hole [01:51.15]I even looked deep inside my toilet bowl [01:53.99]They got away [02:00.83]Well I was sittin' home alone an' started to sweat [02:02.90]Figured they was in my TV set [02:08.42]Peeked behind the picture frame [02:09.68]Got a shock from my feet [02:12.12]hittin' right up in the brain [02:13.63]Them Reds caused it [02:16.74]I know they did them hard-core ones [02:28.59]Well I quit my job so I could work alone [02:31.20]Then I changed my name to Sherlock Holmes [02:32.77]Followed some clues from my detective bag [02:36.71]And discovered they was red [02:39.24]stripes on the American flag [02:45.68]That ol' Betty Ross [03:05.86]Lincoln Jefferson and that Roosevelt guy [03:09.10]To my knowledge there's just one man [03:12.04]That's really a true American [03:16.90]George Lincoln Rockwell [03:21.00]I know for a fact he hates Commies [03:23.78]cus he picketed the movie Exodus [03:35.02]Well I finally started thinkin' straight [03:37.65]When I run outa things to investigate [03:41.00]Couldn't imagine doin' anything else [03:43.33]So now I'm sittin' home investigatin' myself [03:46.89]Hope I don't find out anything [03:49.63]hmm great God