作词 : Albert Leung
 作曲 : Ronald Ng
Ｃ：我会舞蹈　我会画图　我会跑步
Ｔ：识得分差与好
Ｇ：手指会数　身子会补
Ｔ：亦未对路
Ｔ：他将咪高峰紧抱手上(what am I saying)
　　听得观众都技痒(what are you dancing)
Ｇ：谁喉咙极痒
Ｃ：谁还未痒
Ｔ：跟他烧炮杖
Ｔ：cos if yan can cook
　　y not we can shout
Ｇ：没手瓜起展　我靠我把口
Ｔ：cos if man can cry
　　y not we can shout
Ｃ：在这种天口　要兴得有汗流
Ｇ：当我幼稚　当我闹事　当我多事
Ｔ：不讲天都会知
Ｃ：不止你知　不止我知　实在有事
Ｔ：他将咪高峰紧抱手上(what am I saying)
　　听得观众都技痒(what are you dancing)
Ｇ：谁喉咙极痒
Ｃ：谁还未痒
Ｔ：跟他烧炮杖
Ｔ：cos if yan can cook
　　y not we can shout
Ｇ：没手瓜起展　我靠我把口
Ｔ：cos if man can cry
　　y not we can shout
Ｃ：在这种天口　要兴得有汗流
Ｇ：他将咪高峰紧抱手上(what am I saying)
Ｃ：听得观众都技痒(what are you dancing)
Ｇ：谁喉咙极痒
Ｃ：谁还未痒
Ｔ：跟他烧炮杖
Ｔ：cos if yan can cook
　　y not we can shout
Ｃ：没手瓜起展　我靠我把口
Ｔ：cos if man can cry
　　y not we can shout
Ｇ：这么多口水　你听到我没有