[00:00.07]Right Said Fred - Bernard Cribbins
[00:05.26]Right said fred both of us together
[00:07.55]One each end and steady as we go oh oh
[00:11.85]Tried to shift it couldn't even lift it
[00:14.13]We was getting nowhere
[00:16.21]And so we had a cup of tea and
[00:19.17]Right said Fred give a shout for Charlie
[00:21.50]Up comes Charlie from the floor below
[00:25.81]After straining heaving and complaining
[00:28.19]We was getting nowhere
[00:30.14]And so we had a cup of tea and Charlie had a think
[00:34.17]And he thought we ought to take off all the handles
[00:37.64]And the things wot held the candles
[00:40.16]But it did no good well I never thought it would
[00:42.63]All right said Fred have to take the feet off
[00:45.45]To get them feet off wouldn't take a mo
[00:49.76]Took its feet off even took the seat off
[00:52.15]Should have got us somewhere but no
[00:56.57]So Fred said let's have another cup of tea
[00:59.13]And we said right o
[01:05.23]Oh right said Fred have to take the door off
[01:07.97]Need more space to shift the so and so
[01:12.34]Had bad twinges taking off the hinges
[01:14.58]And it got us nowhere and so we had a cup of tea and
[01:19.51]Right said Fred have to take the wall down
[01:22.03]That there wall is gonna have to go
[01:26.29]Took the wall down even with it all down
[01:28.68]We was getting nowhere and so we had a cup of tea
[01:33.35]And Charlie had a think and he said look Fred
[01:35.69]I got a sort of feeling if we remove the ceiling
[01:40.51]With a rope or two we could drop the blighter through
[01:43.06]All right said Fred climbing up a ladder
[01:45.83]With his crowbar gave a mighty blow was he in trouble
[01:51.17]Half a ton of rubble landed on the top of his dome
[01:57.04]So Charlie and me had another cup of tea
[01:59.62]And then we went home
[02:03.94]I said to Charlie we'll just have to leave it
[02:06.70]Standing on the landing that's all
[02:08.67]You see the trouble with Fred is he's too hasty
[02:11.81]Oh you'll never get nowhere if you're too hasty