Thanks for the Christmas card I don't want to hear about your new job now I don't want to hear about your new boyfriend I don't want to hear about it all working out for you No, I don't want to hear it now I don't want to hear about your swinging new place I don't want to hear how everyone thinks it's great I just want to sit in our apartment and hate you Yes, I will be hating you for Christmas You can have the Christmas tree Remember when we bought it at the store down the street? Remember when I found that cheesy color wheel? I don't want to think about the lights on your white skin No, I don't want to think about it I don't want to think about last year at your dad's You said it was the best sex that we both ever had I don't want to think about my face in your soft hair I will be hating you for Christmas... I must be losing my mind There's gotta be a better way to deal with the pain There's gotta be a better way to deal with the hate Wish that I could find some way to make you go away Wish that I could have a drink and make you fade I wish that I could have myself a drink and make you fade I wish that I could have a drink and make you go away Yeah make you go away Wish that I could make you go away I will be hating you for Christmas Yeah I will be hating you for Christmas... Thanks for the Christmas card