You won't find me in your handbook of heroes You won't see me in your hall of fame All the girls they come around And remove the mystery, oh Do you get the picture? I can get embarrassed too, you know I would be your perfect host I would vaseline my teeth for you I'd be counting on a brave exhibition I am a zoo if only You would kiss me just like you used to Then I might take a chance too My doctor is ill My teacher's gone on holidays Looks like I'm on my own I'm so scared to be alone with you Do you get the picture? I can get sorta nervous too, you know All the girls they come around And take off their mystery, oh no I'd be counting on a brave exhibition I am a zoo if only You would kiss me just like you used to Then I might take a chance too, on you I'd be counting on a brave exhibition I am a zoo if only You would kiss me just like you used to Then I might take a chance too, on you