作词 : Lynne
  I have a trainset and a garage full of cars
 And a soldier with a gun
 My mother says I should have more resposibility
 As I'm nearly 31
 
 I have a plane, I have a crane
 That can lift up all my trains and all my cars
 I have a boat that doesn't float
 But a big machine that takes me to the stars
 
 But my mother says I should get a job
 Or my father she will tell
 She says 16 years is a long enough rest
 Though I say that I'm not well
 
 I have a trainset and a garage full of cars
 And a soldier with a gun
 My mother says she'll break up all my toys and all my games
 And she'll say I'm not her son
 
 But your mother says you should get a job
 Or your father she will tell
 She says 16 years is a long enough rest
 Though you say that you're not well
 
 I had a plane, I had a crane
 That could lift up all my trains and all my cars
 I had a boat that couldn't float
 So my machine and me are going to the stars