作词 : GORE, MARTIN
  Girl of sixteen, whole life ahead of her
 Slashed her wrists, bored with life
 Didn't succeed, thank the Lord
 For small mercies
 
 Fighting back the tears, mother reads the note again
 Sixteen candles burn in her mind
 She takes the blame, it's always the same
 She goes down on her knees and prays
 
 I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
 But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor
 And when I die I expect to find Him laughing
 
 I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
 But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor
 And when I die I expect to find Him laughing
 
 Girl of eighteen, fell in love with everything
 Found new life in Jesus Christ
 Hit by a car, ended up
 On a life support machine
 
 Summer's day, as she passed away
 Birds were singing in the summer sky
 Then came the rain, and once again
 A tear fell from her mother's eye
 
 I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
 But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor
 And when I die I expect to find Him laughing
 
 I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
 But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor
 And when I die I expect to find Him laughing
 
 I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
 But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor
 And when I die I expect to find Him laughing
 
 I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
 But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor
 And when I die I expect to find Him laughing
 
 I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
 But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor
 And when I die I expect to find Him laughing
 
 16岁的女孩 割开手腕 要结束她无聊的余生
 感谢仁慈的上帝 没有成功
 强忍眼泪 母亲又一次阅读着笔记
 她想起那16根蜡烛
 她总是以同样的方式接受责备
 她跪下来祈祷
 
 18岁的女孩 会爱上一切
 发现新的人生在耶稣指引下
 遇到车祸 被终结
 靠医疗器械维持生命
 夏天 她逝世了
 小鸟们在天空歌唱
 泪水像雨水又一次降临
 从母亲眼眶滑落
 
 
 我不想做任何亵渎神明的事情
 但我觉得上帝幽默感令人厌恶
 当我死去时我想他正在嘲笑