[00:02.00]The Lonely Island - Boombox (Feat. Julian Casablancas)
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[00:06.87]Imagine in your mind a posh country club
[00:10.30]The stuffy old money where the poor kid's snubbed
[00:13.59]The spread is bland sauerkraut and boiled goose
[00:17.00]There's no way these people will ever cut loose
[00:20.57]But then I walk in the room, hold my boombox high
[00:24.16]And what happened next, will blow your mind
[00:27.70]Everything got outta control
[00:30.97]The music was so entrancing
[00:34.69]Everyone got out on the floor
[00:38.23]It was a bunch of old white people dancing
[00:41.57]Now picture if you will a bunch of business men
[00:44.98]Stuffed in the boardroom like pigs in a pen
[00:48.58]The ties around the necks are like a hangman's noose
[00:51.92]In the middle of the table theres a boiled goose
[00:55.52]The old people smell makes you want to puke in the sink
[00:59.18]These dudes will never dance yeah that's what you think
[01:02.72]I stride in the room all young and hip
[01:05.96]Hold up my boombox and say listen to this
[01:09.79]Then everyone started to move
[01:12.99]People rejoiced instead of financing
[01:16.61]Your preconceived notions were shattered
[01:20.08]By the super old white people dancing
[01:23.81]The big apple, where people never dance
[01:27.17]Spirits go down while profits expand
[01:30.62]The cops or the dealers, who's got the juice
[01:33.99]The street benders peddling their boiled goose
[01:37.50]So many types of people will never get along
[01:41.05]Till I bust out my boombox and play this song
[01:44.79]The music washed away all the hate
[01:47.97]And society started advancing
[01:51.66]Every demographic was represented
[01:55.13]It was a rainbow coalition of dancing
[01:59.50]Whoa !
[02:02.21]Everyone was wearing fingerless gloves
[02:05.98]Whoaaaaaoaaaaaoh !
[02:09.21]I saw a spanish guy doing the Bartman
[02:12.70]Transport now to an old folks home
[02:16.09]Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones
[02:19.55]The orderlies are stealing there's no excuse
[02:23.09]Everyday for lunch they eat boiled goose
[02:26.70]So I grabbed my boombox and hit the turbo base
[02:30.06]And what happened next was a total disgrace
[02:33.59]Everybody started having sex
[02:37.00]The music was way too powerful
[02:40.58]A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits
[02:44.07]It was disgusting to say the least
[02:47.28]Oh!
[02:48.11]A boombox can change the world
[02:51.20]You gotta know your limits with a boombox
[02:54.45]This was a cautionary tale
[02:58.18]A boombox is not a toy
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