guess i was 24 when i met you 
 you used to send me songs about the girls you met 
 if there was anything you couldn't let us know 
 it must be something weird about your secret girlfriend j 
 
 stop looking at her breasts 
 they're bigger than your head 
 your sexuality is a mystery 
 
 we don’t talk so much now 
 no surprise at all 
 we grow up everyday 
 and we keep changing in every way 
 
 your single is ready 
 forget about the quality 
 they don't care about your mastering 
 just let them play your songs on the radio