The U.S.A. is movin' south
Our power is mostly mouth
Miami Beach to 
MalibuHot weather makes 'em wanna screw
Shemales, jumps bails
Weird tales on the scales
If it fails, 
Chip 'N Dale
Hit the gym in animal skin
Perverts in the sun
Perving everyone
Perverts in the sun
Perving everyone
Fruit punch, go to crunch
Take a pill, lose your will
Get a job in street promotion
Pushing handbills on the ocean
Gang fights all night
Garbages can's got a tan
Rich men and hungry chicks
Stick 'em in the blender, hey, 
Big Spender
Perverts in the sun
Perving everyone
Perverts in the sun
Perving everyone
O.J., Jose, 
Sammy too, got nothin' to do
The Realtor hit the floor
He's disgusted
Wants to get 'em all busted
Perverts in the sun
Perving everyone
Perverts in the sun
Perving everyone
Perverts in the sun
Perving everyone
Perverts in the sun
Perving everyone
Perverts in the sun
Perving everyone
Perverts in the sun
Perving everyone
Perving everyone