作词 : Head
Cake shop girls grow fingernails 
dead long and rather sharp.
They paint them glace cherry red 
and yellow marzipan.
Scoring lines upon the backs Of tender chocolate mice 
I would like to buy a wedding cake for you and me!
You've always been a cake shop girl as far as I recall 
ballroom dancer minatures alongside cherokees.
Cake shop girl, oh cake shop girl I'd fall on bended knees 
I should like to buy a wedding cake for you and me.
Confectioners don't eat a thing 
that's made inside their shops.
Bottles of crushed beetle 
can be bought to turn things red.
Window front displays are made 
for only perfect things,
I should like to substitute a cake for you and me
Written by Jowe Head