The sleepless nights, the daily fights The quick toboggan when you reach the heights I miss the kisses and I miss the bites I wish I were in love again The broken dates, the endless waits The lovely loving and the hateful hates The conversation with the flying plates I wish I were in love again No more pain, no more strain Now I'm sane, but I would rather be punch-drunk The pulled out fur of cat and cur The fine mis-mating of a him and her I've learned my lesson but I wish I were in love again The furtive sigh, the blackened eye The words, "I'll love you 'til the day I die" The self-deception that believes the lie I wish I were in love again When love congeals it soon reveals The faint aroma of performing seals The double-crossing of a pair of heels I wish I were in love again Believe me, sir, I much prefer The classic battle of a him and her I don't like quiet and I wish I were in love again In love again In love again