Mr Soft,turn it on and force the world to watch the things you're going through
Oh Mr Soft,believe everything they tell you and be damned if they'll thank you
You paint everything so cruel
Coming on like Mr cool
Paint your face and shut the gate
No one's coming home till late
(Bom bom bom bom)
Don't you know life gets tedious enough without this extra grudge to bare
You,so slow, shift your ideas make your mind up in a jiffy,let's be fair
We'd all be taken off tonight
Turn off your eyes and shut the light
Oh you're the most,you're so unreal,we'd all be dead without your spiel
Oohla oh take it
(Bom bom bom bom)
Oh Mr Soft,go to town and bring the dawning in the morning on your way
Mr Soft,put your feet upon the waters and play Jesus for the day
You begin to hear them mumble
Spot the starman,ruff and tumble
Fight the good fights,sling your axe
Watch the speaker lead the packs