作曲 : Butt Trumpet
I was walking home from school one day
When I saw Danny standing there
I tried to show him my dirty underwear
He showed me his and nothing would compare
And he said
You're ugly
What the f**k gave birth to you
You're ugly
And I bet your mom is too
You're ugly
Man what's with that do
You're ugly because you're ugly

Yeah I kinda wonder when I think back to those days
Why did all the boys get scared and run away
So I looked in the mirror to see if it was true
My reflection looked at me like it was scared too
And it said
You're ugly
What the f**k gave birth to you  And I bet your mom is too
You're ugly
And I bet your mom is too
You're ugly
Man what's with that do
You're ugly
Because you're ugly
Let me tell you guys a little story about my second grade love
His name was Danny and he looked
So good this one day in his plaid Tuffskins
And everyday after school I would go pick him up at his classroom
And one day these three girls came out before he did
And this one girl named Heidi
Weller had this handfull of pumpkind seeds
And I said let me see those pumpkin seeds and she said no
And I grabbed her hand
And I said let me see those pumpkind seeds now bitch
And I looked at them and they had Danny Irving's name written on
Every one of them damn pumpkin seeds and I said hey bitch
That's my boyfriend
Why do you have my boyfriend's name
Written on all your pumpkin seeds
I'm gonna have to kick your f**king ass bitch
And you know what she had the nerve to say to me
She said
You're ugly
What the f**k gave birth to you
You're ugly
And I bet your mom is too
You're ugly
Man what's with that do
You're ugly because you're ugly