Do your ears hang low
Do they wobble to and fro
Can you tie 'em in a knot
Can you tie 'em in a bow
Can you throw 'em over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier
Do your ears hang low
Do your ears flip-flop
Can you use them for a mop
Are they stringy at the bottom
Are they curly at the top
Can you use them for a swatter
Can you use them for a blotter
Do your ears flip-flop
Do your ears hang low
Do they wobble to and fro
Can you tie 'em in a knot
Can you tie 'em in a bow
Can you throw 'em over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier
Do your ears hang low
Do your ears flip-flop
Can you use them for a mop
Are they stringy at the bottom
Are they curly at the top
Can you use them for a swatter
Can you use them for a blotter
Do your ears flip-flop
Do your ears flip-flop