作曲 : Chris Lowe/Neil Tennant
 I want a dog, a chihuahua
 When I get back to my small flat
 I want to hear somebody bark
 Oh, you can get lonely
 Don't want a cat
 Scratching its claws all over my habitat
 Giving no love and getting fat
 Oh, you can get lonely
 And a cat's no help with that
 （间奏）
 I want a dog to walk in the park
 When it gets dark my dog will bark at any passers-by
 Oh, you can get lonely
 I want a dog
 （间奏）
 I want a dog, a chihuahua
 When I get back to my small flat
 I want to hear somebody bark
 Oh, you can get lonely
 I want a dog