[00:00.41]Yeah, last year a lot of motherfuckers asked me
[00:03.18]Why I didn't do no old sex nasty shit
[00:04.92]But this year I went down to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live
[00:07.99]Brother Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the motherfuckin nigga)
[00:10.70]Yeah, we gonna answer the question about girl problems
[00:12.94]All these niggas is havin girl problem, Marq
[00:15.19](Huh, tell them man, tell them how it is)
[00:17.30]Lemme tell you what time is it
[00:18.69]I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the West
[00:21.10]Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest
[00:23.39]I got a ho from the North, a ho from the South
[00:25.86]A ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth
[00:28.47]I got a bitch with hair, a bitch with none
[00:30.63]A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun
[00:33.02]A bitch with a ass big as a TV set
[00:35.44]And there's a bitch over there; hey, the one I'm gonna get
[00:38.07]But yo but maybe not, she might not like me though
[00:40.25]No sweat to a vet; I'll slam her sister, though
[00:42.52]Ice in the whole damn herd
[00:45.80]I fuck 'em all and leave 'em on the curve
[00:47.54]I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link
[00:50.00]Who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink
[00:52.37]Got a bitch with tits, a bitch with ass
[00:54.84]A bitch with none, but hey I give her a pass
[00:57.11]And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
[00:59.29]And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
[01:01.80]So if you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son
[01:04.39]Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one - hit it..
[01:08.89]Nah a bitch ain't one
[01:16.39]I got a bitch that's old, a bitch that's new
[01:18.92]A bitch who love velvet in the colors blue
[01:21.03]I got a bitch who's fat, a bitch who's built
[01:23.59]A bitch who all her titties give out powdered milk
[01:25.77]I got a bitch who's funny, a bitch who ain't
[01:28.48]A bitch who can sing, a bitch who cain't
[01:30.82]A bitch who loves fuckin on a airplane..
[01:33.14]I even got a bitch off Soul Train
[01:35.70]I got a bitch who rolls a rag-top Benz
[01:38.52]Long ends
[01:40.66]I got a bitch who's broke as a bum
[01:42.98]But she's the most fun
[01:45.20]I got a bitch who play piano, a bitch who don't
[01:47.62]A bitch who dances naked, a bitch who won't
[01:49.99]A bitch who's short, a bitch who's tall
[01:52.33]A bitch who burns my pager with priority calls
[01:54.68]And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
[01:56.98]And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
[01:59.50]So if you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son
[02:02.06]Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one - hit me
[02:05.50]Yo Marquis - you from Miami man why don't you show
[02:07.99]These motherfuckers all the over the world; the 2 Live style
[02:10.30]Of how the bitches treat a motherfuckin fly nigga like you
[02:13.11]I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one of them
[02:16.53]I don't trip on hoes, cause I don't need none of them
[02:18.99]Pussy's the temptation, dick's the persuasion
[02:21.34]All hoes suck cock nigga how you play 'em?
[02:23.64]That's why I don't sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em
[02:26.05]Stick dick in they mouth; take it out and I skeet on 'em
[02:28.45]The nigga the one-nighter, the bitch exciter
[02:30.69]I only love my hoes when I'm goin up inside her
[02:33.20]Problem number one is gettin money
[02:35.33]I'd rather taste the green than sip the honey
[02:37.92]So don't expect nuttin cause I ain't offerin
[02:40.43]I go hard on my bitches, cause I'm never never softenin
[02:42.99]Puttin the demand on 'em, fuck 'em and scram on 'em
[02:45.37]The "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" game is ran on 'em
[02:47.86]So fuck how you feel, you fuckin cheap thrill
[02:50.01]I hope you took the pill cause I won't pay the bill
[02:52.50]Gettin pussy's just another expense
[02:54.77]If pussy pays the bills then dick pays the rent
[02:57.23]I only need a ho for one thing and that's to cum
[02:59.67]I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one!
[03:02.02]Ha! Yo Marquis my motherfucker you got problems man?
[03:05.78](A bitch ain't one) Aww shit!
[03:08.10]Now let me tell you how to do this shit
[03:09.50]I got a bitch that loves to G
[03:14.24]She'll fuck you right after she fucks me
[03:17.08]I got a bitch who loves both
[03:18.76]I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes
[03:21.30]I got a bitch that's fast, a bitch that's slow
[03:23.68]A bitch that's a virgin and a bitch that's a ho
[03:25.88]A bitch that lies
[03:27.42]A bitch that's true
[03:28.47]A bitch who's a man BECAUSE THEY'RE "Bitches 2"
[03:30.83]I got a bitch that's cool
[03:32.03]A bitch that's hot
[03:33.30]A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves rock
[03:35.67]A bitch who's lost and one who knows where it's at
[03:38.07]She gets up under me and purrs like a cat
[03:40.34]I got a bitch that runs, I got a bitch that walks
[03:42.73]I got a bitch that yells, I got a bitch who talks
[03:44.10]I got a bitch that's dirty, got a bitch that's neat
[03:47.55]I got a super fine bitch that I knocked in the swap meet
[03:50.19]And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
[03:52.31]And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
[03:54.56]So if you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son
[03:57.12]I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one - hit me
[04:01.49]No a bitch ain't one
[04:05.06](Huh, you know a bitch ain't one!)
[04:09.42]Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my motherfuckin rent Marquis
[04:13.13]But a bitch ain't one
[04:14.36]Man you got yourself nothin man
[04:15.60]Fuck them raggedy stank-ass hoes nigga
[04:17.78]A bitch ain't one
[04:18.90]I got a problems stayin out here on these streets
[04:20.70]With the police trying to take a nigga out, y'know?
[04:22.45]But a bitch ain't one
[04:23.87]Got problems with motherfuckers.. buyin my records
[04:27.23]But a bitch ain't one
[04:29.00]Fuck 'em all, nigga fuck them motherfuckers
[04:31.09]Youknahmsayin? A bitch ain't one
[04:33.26]Got problems man
[04:34.34]All them motherfuckers can kiss my motherfuckin ass f'real
[04:38.73]Really, niggas worryin about bitches
[04:40.53]They better, they better find somethin else to worry about
[04:42.39]Read more: Ice T - 99 Problems Lyrics | MetroLyrics
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