January brings the snow,
Makes your feet and fingers glow.
February's ice and sleet
Freeze the toes tight off your feet.
Welcome March with wintry wind
Would thou wert not so unkind!
April brings the sweet spring showers,
On and on for hours and hours.
Farmers fear unkindly May
Frost by night and hail by day.
June just rains and never stops
Thirty days and spoils the crops.
In July the sun is hot.
Is it shining? No, it's not.
August, cold and dank and wet,
Brings more rain than any yet.
Bleak September's mist and mud
Is enough to chill the blood.
Then October adds a gale,
Wind and slush and rain and hail.
Dark November brings the fog
Should not do it to a dog.
Freezing wet December, then
Bloody January again!
January brings the snow
Makes your feet and fingers glow

I hope that's been helpful to those of you planning your holidays.
Now they're very useful, travel tips.
Despite all you may have heard to the contrary,
the rain in Spain stays almost invariably in the hills.
Oh dear, what a weather this is.
Still,it was very nice yesterday, wasn't it?
Spring, I enjoyed that.
Missed it last year, I was in the bathroom.